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Hello mate! I've got another ER story for you. My husband had an older female patient come in with irritation around her colostomy hole. Turns out it was a sexually transmitted infection and she was a prostitute. She said she was charging extra for her new hole. We call her a cololastitute.
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That is nothing short of wonderful.

What the fuck is wrong with people. Funny, but gross.

"How could it be, we were so secure?
Cause nothing you’ve ever planned on
Ever turned out the way you planned”

"Maybe we’re not the only ones
Let’s just say we’re the admitted
Let’s make believe that we are capable of parallel galaxies
There’s unrest in the mind with my limbs untied”

Midnight snack. 2am snack, whatever. Same thing. šŸ’ššŸšŸƒšŸšŸƒšŸŒšŸ’š
After purging 3 times today and all the laxatives I’ve taken, I need something healthy in my body.

Midnight snack. 2am snack, whatever. Same thing. šŸ’ššŸšŸƒšŸšŸƒšŸŒšŸ’š

After purging 3 times today and all the laxatives I’ve taken, I need something healthy in my body.

Iā€™m getting bad again but Iā€™m too tired to care.